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Dec 01, 18:00
It started to snow. The first snow of the year. My wife and I
took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window
and watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven
. It looked like a fairy tale.
So romantic - we felt like newlyweds again.
I love snow.
02 December
When we were growing, had covered a huge, beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape
.
What a fantastic sight!
Can there be a better place in the world? to draw
here was the best idea I ever had in my life.
possessions for the first time in years, snow shoveling and felt
again like a little boy.
Did the driveway and sidewalks.
This afternoon the snowplow came by and the sidewalks and
been pushed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again.
What a great life!
08th December
The sun has melted all our lovely snow.
What a disappointment. My neighbor says I should not worry
, we'll definitely have a white Christmas.
No snow on Christmas would be awful!
Bob says we'll have by the end of so much snow that
I never want to see snow. I do not think that the possible is.
Bob is very nice - I'm glad he's our neighbor.
14th December
Snow, lovely snow! 30 cm last night.
The temperature dropped to -20 degrees. The cold makes everything sparkle
. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling
.
This is the life!
The snowplow came back this afternoon and has been pushed back all
. I did not realize that I would have to dig much so,
but I'll be back in shape.
Wish I would not huff and puff so.
15th
December 60 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a jeep. And
Winter tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels.
the freezer filled. My wife wants a wood stove in case the power goes
.
This is ridiculous - after all, we are not in Alaska.
16th December
ice storm this morning. Am in the driveway fell on the butt, as
putting down salt. Does hurt like hell.
My wife laughed for an hour.
I think was very cruel.
17th December
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere
. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had the blankets, not to freeze to death
.
No TV. Nothing to do than my wife staring and trying to irritate
them. Think we should buy a wood stove,
but would never admit it. I hate it when she's right!
I'm freezing to death in my own living room!
20th December
The power is back, but had another 40 cm of the damn stuff last night
!
shoveling even more. Has lasted all day.
The shitty snow plow came by twice.
Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel. But
say they had no time because they have to play hockey.
I think they're lying.
about buying a snow blower at the hardware store. The
had none. Might have another shipment in March pure.
I think they're lying.
Bob says I have to shovel or the city do it and send me
the bill.
I think he's lying.
22nd December
Bob was right about a white Christmas, because tonight again
30 cm from the white stuff has fallen and it is so cold that it will not melt till August
. It took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up
to shovel and then I had to pee. When I finally
undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to
blades.
Tried for the rest of the winter To hire Bob who has a
snow blower on his truck, but he says he has too much to do
.
I think the guy is lying.
23rd December
Only 10 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0 degrees.
My wife wanted me to decorate the house. Is that crazy?
I do not have time - I must BLADES! Why did she tell me not
said that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying
.
24th
December 20 centimeters. The snow is the snow plow pushed so hard, that I have
broke the shovel. I thought
get a heart attack. If I ever see the jerk get who drives the snowplow
,
I pull it up to his ears through the snow.
I know that he have been hiding behind the corner and wait until I
finished blades.
and then raced down he comes with 150 km / h the road and throws
snow all over the place, where I was.
Last night my wife and I wanted to sing Christmas carols and unpack
gifts, but I had no time.
watching for the snowplow stop.
25th December
Merry Christmas. 60 more inches of the ! *? A @ $!
We are snowed.
The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil.
God, I hate snow! Then came
by the snowplow driver and asked for a donation.
I gave him my shovel over his head.
My wife says I have bad manners. I think they
is an idiot. When I listen to again Wolfgang Petry must
I will kill them.
26th December
Still snowed. Why in the world, we moved here
?
It was all HER idea. It is really getting on my nerves.
27th December
The temperature dropped to -30 degrees and the water pipes froze
.
28th December
It has warmed to -5 degrees. Still snowed.
THE OLD MAKES ME CRAZY!
29th Once
December 30 centimeters. Bob says I have to shovel the roof
, or it could cave.
This is the silliest thing I've ever heard.
For how stupid does he think I mean?
30th December
The roof has collapsed.
The snow plow driver sued me € 50,000 in damages.
My wife went to her mother.
predicted 25 centimeters.
31st December
Did the rest of the house connected. No more blades.
8th January
I'm fine. I love those little pills they keep giving me
It started to snow. The first snow of the year. My wife and I
took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window
and watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven
. It looked like a fairy tale.
So romantic - we felt like newlyweds again.
I love snow.
02 December
When we were growing, had covered a huge, beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape
.
What a fantastic sight!
Can there be a better place in the world? to draw
here was the best idea I ever had in my life.
possessions for the first time in years, snow shoveling and felt
again like a little boy.
Did the driveway and sidewalks.
This afternoon the snowplow came by and the sidewalks and
been pushed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again.
What a great life!
08th December
The sun has melted all our lovely snow.
What a disappointment. My neighbor says I should not worry
, we'll definitely have a white Christmas.
No snow on Christmas would be awful!
Bob says we'll have by the end of so much snow that
I never want to see snow. I do not think that the possible is.
Bob is very nice - I'm glad he's our neighbor.
14th December
Snow, lovely snow! 30 cm last night.
The temperature dropped to -20 degrees. The cold makes everything sparkle
. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling
.
This is the life!
The snowplow came back this afternoon and has been pushed back all
. I did not realize that I would have to dig much so,
but I'll be back in shape.
Wish I would not huff and puff so.
15th
December 60 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a jeep. And
Winter tires for the wife's car and two extra shovels.
the freezer filled. My wife wants a wood stove in case the power goes
.
This is ridiculous - after all, we are not in Alaska.
16th December
ice storm this morning. Am in the driveway fell on the butt, as
putting down salt. Does hurt like hell.
My wife laughed for an hour.
I think was very cruel.
17th December
Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere
. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had the blankets, not to freeze to death
.
No TV. Nothing to do than my wife staring and trying to irritate
them. Think we should buy a wood stove,
but would never admit it. I hate it when she's right!
I'm freezing to death in my own living room!
20th December
The power is back, but had another 40 cm of the damn stuff last night
!
shoveling even more. Has lasted all day.
The shitty snow plow came by twice.
Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel. But
say they had no time because they have to play hockey.
I think they're lying.
about buying a snow blower at the hardware store. The
had none. Might have another shipment in March pure.
I think they're lying.
Bob says I have to shovel or the city do it and send me
the bill.
I think he's lying.
22nd December
Bob was right about a white Christmas, because tonight again
30 cm from the white stuff has fallen and it is so cold that it will not melt till August
. It took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up
to shovel and then I had to pee. When I finally
undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to
blades.
Tried for the rest of the winter To hire Bob who has a
snow blower on his truck, but he says he has too much to do
.
I think the guy is lying.
23rd December
Only 10 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0 degrees.
My wife wanted me to decorate the house. Is that crazy?
I do not have time - I must BLADES! Why did she tell me not
said that a month ago? She says she did but I think she's lying
.
24th
December 20 centimeters. The snow is the snow plow pushed so hard, that I have
broke the shovel. I thought
get a heart attack. If I ever see the jerk get who drives the snowplow
,
I pull it up to his ears through the snow.
I know that he have been hiding behind the corner and wait until I
finished blades.
and then raced down he comes with 150 km / h the road and throws
snow all over the place, where I was.
Last night my wife and I wanted to sing Christmas carols and unpack
gifts, but I had no time.
watching for the snowplow stop.
25th December
Merry Christmas. 60 more inches of the ! *? A @ $!
We are snowed.
The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil.
God, I hate snow! Then came
by the snowplow driver and asked for a donation.
I gave him my shovel over his head.
My wife says I have bad manners. I think they
is an idiot. When I listen to again Wolfgang Petry must
I will kill them.
26th December
Still snowed. Why in the world, we moved here
?
It was all HER idea. It is really getting on my nerves.
27th December
The temperature dropped to -30 degrees and the water pipes froze
.
28th December
It has warmed to -5 degrees. Still snowed.
THE OLD MAKES ME CRAZY!
29th Once
December 30 centimeters. Bob says I have to shovel the roof
, or it could cave.
This is the silliest thing I've ever heard.
For how stupid does he think I mean?
30th December
The roof has collapsed.
The snow plow driver sued me € 50,000 in damages.
My wife went to her mother.
predicted 25 centimeters.
31st December
Did the rest of the house connected. No more blades.
8th January
I'm fine. I love those little pills they keep giving me
.
The elk are unfortunately all fled, detractors say they do gymnastics around on our hips and must now supply her, as I have seasoned fir trees with truffle filling - well - it's nothing about moose!
Then I tinkered a little, so I still can distribute a few presents.
with you so if you from doing what? see
So then from the finished bomblets, lavender, mango, strawberry and chocolate, I have made. Friends, nephews and nieces will be happy.
Soon more
Greetings Andrea
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